ferdowsi:

moderrnlove:

sosallycanwait:

ninjaasexsin:

iheartyoulikecakeonlybetter:

raindropsonredroses:

I SMOKED WITH A PORNSTAR BECAUSE I’M A PIMP AND YOU’RE JEALOUS.

I STABBED A WHORE BECAUSE I HAVE DOUBLE D’S. HAHAHAHAHAHA

/dies from continuous laughter

I KILLED AN EASTER EGG BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL.

ok

I ran naked with a prostitute because that’s how i roll!

I ate out paris hilton because i’m sexy as hell

I ran naked with a pornstar because I’ve got abs.
Nice :D

I smoked with a cat because I have double D’s.

¡¿Cómo es posible?! xD